My story account:
Team Deviant story and chapters: [link]

Because I have to finish these memes I was tagged with or decided to do them.

How old are you?
26. It's on my frigging profile.

Gender?
Female

Gender preference
I actually wanted to be a plant because they get no out of the blue erections or PMS.

Your honest, balls-to-the-wall opinion on:

Furries
I have some friends here that are furries (than again, I have very interesting friends on this site) and I'm all right with them.

Now the ones that scream out "fursecution" because people make fun of them for being furry should need to keep their mouths shut because they're making a fool of themselves and making the normal furries (yes, there is such a thing as a normal furry) look bad.

Fangirls
I'm fine with them. Met a couple of normal fangirls at an anime club I've been to and I was actually bracing myself for the crazy ones but nope, there was none.

Fanboys
Now when it comes to movies or games, I can only tolerate them if they don't go all "The new Star Trek film sucks!" or "The 360 rules all the other systems. Suck it, Wii!"

I have some friends (who happen to guys by the way) I play online with on the PS3 and when one of them saw that I was playing James Cameron's Avatar: The game, he asked if I bought in a "Oh god, please don't tell me you bought that game!" way. I told him I rented it because I always rent games and if they're good, I buy them and the bad ones aren't worth it (Avatar game was alright, but don't waste your cash to buy it).

Yaoi
I don't see the appeal of it, to be honest.

Critique, regardless of art form or genre
Critique is good to point out the errors and get helpful tips to get better in the near future.
But if you say "This shit sucks ass!" is NOT a critique and will help you at all.

Manga-style illustration
If it's done well with great details, I love it. If it's blend as hell, no.

Manga-style illustration with a Western influence
Same as above?

Rap music
I love the good, underground stuff or anything that has a good beat and rhyme.

Mainstream pop music
I change the radio station when the bad pop music comes on.

'GRRL GAMERS'
You're talking to one!
If a girl can kick my ass on a co-op game better than I do, I want to ask her how the hell she did that so I can do the same thing.

Women in general
They can be fucking confusing as hell, and this is coming from a woman! Their emotions can be out of whack to the point it's like witnessing a bipolar mood swing in 30 seconds and than they're all okay like nothing happen.
And some of them turn their backs on you after being friends or lovers with them for a long time and suddenly, they went, "fuck you, I'm out of here" for no reason.

Then again, this is from my experience with family and friends for years just to let you know. But there are some female friends that I'm in good terms with and would never betray or lie to them.

Men in general
I am really great friends with guys because I can get them. The only guys I stay away from are the massive tools.

World Politics
I don't do politics so skip that.

American politicians, especially George W. Bush
Bush left the White House a year ago and you're still going on about him? Skip that!

American politicians are just kids in grown up suits because they argue over stuff they don't agree with half the time while the mature kids know what they're doing.

DeviantART
I fucking love this place! This site is the reason I stay here for all these years for the funny drama and people I've met on the forums.

Gay folks, whether we're talking boy-on-boy or girl-on-girl
I actually didn't know much about gay people because I was very naive at such a young age and was a bit uneasy about them. I felt bad for them on how they were treated by people that hated them, thinking they carry AIDS and other nasty things. I mean, jeez, they're human as well so treat them with respect.

Bisexuality
If you like to swing both ways, good for you, I don't mind it at all. But if you're doing it for attention, knock it off.

Japan
They have a interesting culture and folklore stories. Also Godzilla.
But would I live there? No.

Pedophiles and Pedophilia
I have a zero tolerance with that stuff. I can not stand that kind of thing and makes me REALLY fucking uneasy.

The Internet Male/Internet Tough Guy
I've met a couple of them and holy shit, they make me laugh with their lame threats.

Roleplayers
I'm guilty of doing that, mostly doing fan or original roleplaying games but I always wanted to do paper and pen/board roleplay games instead of doing it online just for the fun of it.
When playing online, I only play with people that has good grammar and spelling.

Myspace
Hate it, hate it, hate it!
I once had a Myspace account but deleted it because of the spam mail and people wanted to friend me that I don't know.

Straight Edge
If you don't want to do drugs, smoke or get drunk, it's your choice.

The Sex Industry
I don't need porn, my dirty mind can do it for me for free.

Anime
I hardly watch that stuff anymore. Some shows like Naruto or Bleach doesn't catch my eye. Now anime movies like Tokyo Godfathers or Spirited Away on the other hand, knows how to get my interest.

America
It has its pros and cons but I love living here.

Emos
The poor man's Goth, that's all I can say about it.